$265000 / 2br - West Side Longmont Old Town Home For more information, Contact Broker
Boulder County CO. Teardown! (The following is only satire, and does not necessarily reflect the views of anyone who feels strongly about such things. CAUTION: Do not read if you have no sense of humor!) This home isn't for real, but if it was in Boulder County, Colorado
the authorities there would have it torn down! First, the owners are having a fire in their fireplace on a RED day; second they've built on a floodplain (no-no!); next, they look like they have too much square footage for a mountain home, and will have to trade it for a nice shack on the open prairie. That grass roof is going to have to go (fire hazard!), and of course those dangerous pine trees are too close to the house and have to be cut down (fire mitigation measure). That bridge looks just too dangerous for drunks, so it has to go, and finally the septic system is obviously too close to a waterway,so no more flushing! Give it time, and the good Commissioners will think of something else.
After all, that's why we elected them.
Wait a minute, they did! The owners can no longer rent it out to
vacationers for less than 90 days! Summer tourists....OUT!!
Oh, the homeless person sleeping under the bridge can stay.
He's part of the ambiance. For an animated version of this pic,
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